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I am a ( if you like buzzwords) living in .

In my free time I mess with , create (mostly ) music under my label "Kratzen und Fauchen", cook some food and mostly am in front of some display(s).

Most of my toots will probably be shitposts, political rants or boring tech stuff. You have been warned.

Und wer Sonneborn und Böhmermann gut/lustig findet, TrueFruits aber nicht...

Dazu würde mir echt nichts mehr einfallen...

TrueFruits ist geil, wer etwas anderes sagt hat es nicht kapiert.

Nothing goes better together than the voices of Tarja Turunen and Marco Hietala.

1. Go to $website
*everything looks good*
2. Wait for GDPR Popup
3. Click accept
*white page*

Thanks, $website for putting so many trackers on your shitty site that the tab dies.

Krass, Spahn kündigt mal etwas an, was auf den ersten Blick nicht komplett idiotisch erscheint...

If you drew a penis on a vampire's forehead while he was sleeping, he would never, ever know. #Showerthoughts

One thing I really like about current laptops is that I can simply pull out the only cable connected to my Thinkpad, put it into my phone and it starts charging.

> Hohlmeier

Wenn der Name einer Abgeordneten das gesamte Parlament zusammenfasst.

You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast

plötzlich der plan 400 tonnen popcorn zu machen und das dann per seidenstraße und luftdruckkanone auf ein festival schneien zu lassen da kann es nur gewinner geben imho

~=8 Character Passwords Are Dead=~

New benchmark from the Hashcat Team shows a 2080Ti GPU passing 100 Billion password guesses per second (NTLM hash).

This means that the entire keyspace, or every possible combination of:
- Upper
- Lower
- Number
- Symbol

...of an 8 character password can be guessed in:

~2.5 hours

(8x 2080Ti GPUs against NTLM Windows hash)

#Hacking #Infosec

A young man came to the God of Exchanges, carrying broken dreams and a broken heart.
"What do you want for these?" asked the god.
"Nothing," said the young man.
"Very well," said the god.
The young man left, with no memory of having dreams or heart, broken or unbroken.
#Cassoland #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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